The kids are gone. Off to college, leaving Mom home alone all day.
Oh, wait. Home with Milo all day.
Milo is the only member of the family who is currently unable to stay home alone.
Because he believes that all contractors are here to visit him.
They could not possibly have anything more important to do than play with the homeowners dog.
And so, this is our schedule:
6:00 am.: prepare for 1st walk.
7:00 am: contractors show up, greeted by a dog, or a dog barking from behind the barricade I've erected on the 2nd floor.
7:10 am: noise commences. Don't get me wrong. Noise is a good thing. Noise = Progress = :-).
8:30 am: 2nd walk.
9:30 am: Milo naps, Carol captive in 3 room living space doing 'stuff'
11:30 am: we go somewhere, which invariably involves 3rd walk.
3:00 pm: Milo naps, Carol pulls hair out and wonders why she has a dog. She does more 'stuff', which is important but not especially fun and dreams of the day she will be laying floor, painting or tiling.
4:00 pm: contractors go home, and noise ceases.
4:15 pm: 4th walk.
5:00 pm: Carol goes to run errands since Milo can now be left home alone. I also wonder WHY every hardware store I need to visit closes at 6:00 pm. Really????
7:00 pm. Contemplate what to fix for dinner in our kitchenless house. It usually involves the salad bar at the Hingham Fruit Market.
7:30 pm: Dave gets home from work and we eat dinner. When we're lucky this occurs on the back deck and coincides with the sun setting over Bumpkin Island. It used to set over Boston. Anyone know why that is?
We also contemplate the fact that if Dave could get off work at noon in the winter we could continue the sunset dinner tradition by eating at 3:00 pm.
8:00 pm: 5th walk and family tour of progress on the house.
The End.
Please come over and entertain me. Please.
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