I'd like to thank the Academy . . .

Actually, I'd like to like to thank The Academy.

I think I've lost my fascination with celebrity.

When I was a young'n, I loved watching the Oscar's.  I hoped all the actor's I was half in love with would be presenter's.  And, many of them were.  It made the whole occasion so exciting!

Now that I have apparently outgrown being half in love with actors, it seems so much more boring.

And, the hosts seem so much more boring.  And not hilariously funny like they should be.

And the actors I used to be half in love with are possibly sporting facelifts, which I find horrifying.

Let's just all grow old together people.  It would make life so much easier.

There are a lot of beards this year.  Which I am not convinced is a good idea.

And, why are the women so SKINNY?  Really!  It's disconcerting.

But, encouraging that there are relatively few breast implants.

Which is a huge relief because they are always a mistake on anyone under size zero.

And the acceptance speeches don't seem as thankful as they used to be.

Although I admit to forwarding through some (okay most) of them.

Maybe it's the fault of dvr.  Or reality tv.  But celebrity isn't the same for me.

Sigh . . .

Maybe I'm the one who's changed.

I'm old!


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